The Menace
It has been reported to the Chronicles by a reliable source, who will remain anonymous,
that there is a member of the House of Drakul who has been
menancing innocent citizens for no good reason.
The meanspirited miscreant was seen harrassing
a petite and sweet human bakery attendant the other day,
provoking her with his rude attitude into a verbal altercation
which sadly resulted in him throwing her into the canal, heels over head.
As the poor woman struggled to drag herself out of the canal,
he again confronted her before she could gain her composure
and pushed her once again into the canal.
His casual, cold and sarcastic demeanor following the incident
added to the insult. The poor victim was then heard to yell after him
"Filthy, unmannerly parasite!".
Finally, when her feet were planted frimly on solid ground
and as she started to wring the water out of her skirt,
she was seen pointing his way as he strolled casually away saying
"That pompus ostrich, just threw me in the canal."
Others have been threatened similarly by the same 'chosen'.
One hopes that an investigation is underway
to identify the suspect and bring him under control.
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